ncridiculousness

Home » 2016 » August

Monthly Archives: August 2016

CMS Unicorn isn’t from CMS

Dear Kindergartner Parent-

On behalf of CMS, welcome to your child’s first day of school! We know this is a significant milestone in your child’s life and we’ve been preparing for it all summer.

Yes, your little unit will be learning those three R’s- reading, writing and ‘rithmetic. But you should know that’s not what’s important these days. No, there’s another, more pressing issue. Of course we’re talking about the fourth “R”- “re-programming.” (more…)